Take a look at my girlfriendShe’s the only one I gotNot much of a girlfriendNever seem to get a lotTake a jumbo cross the waterLike to see AmericaSee the girls in CaliforniaI¦m hoping it¦s going to come trueBut there¦s not a lot I can doCould we have kippers for breakfastMummy dear, Mummy dearThey got to have ¦em in TexasCos everyone¿s a millionaireI¦m a winner, I¦m a sinnerDo you want my autographI¦m a loser what a jokerI¦m playing my jokes upon youWhile there¦s nothing better to doDon¦t you look at my girlfriendShe¦s the only one I gotNot much of a girlfriendNever seem to get a lotTake a jumbo cross the waterLike to see AmericaSee the girls in CaliforniaI¦m hoping it¦s going to come true
But there¦s not a lot I can do.