What would Brian Boitano doIf he was here right now,He’d make a planAnd he’d follow through,That’s what Brian Boitano’d do.When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,Skating for the gold,He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,While wearing a blind fold.When Brian Boitano was in the alps, Fighting grizzly bears,He used his magical fire breath,And saved the maidens fair.So what would Brian Boitano do If he were here today,I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two,That’s what Brian Boitano’d do. I want this V-chip out of me, It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y. And I just want my mom To stop fighting everyone For Wendy I’ll be an activist, too,Cos that’s what Brian Boitano would do. And what would Brian Boitano do,He’d call all the kids in town, And tell them to unite for trueThat’s what Brian Boitano would do. When Brian Boitano travelled through timeTo the year 3010,He fought the evil robot kingsand saved the human race again And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, He beat up Kubela Kong.Cos Brian Boitano doesn’t take shit from an-e-y-bodySo lets all get together, And unite to stop our mom’sAnd we’ll save Terrance and Phillip too,Cos that’s what Brian Boitano do.And we’ll save Terrance and Phillip too, Cos that’s what Brian Boitano dooooo,
That’s what Brian Boitano do.