A long, long, long, long time agoBefore the wind before the snowLived a man, lived a man I knowLived a freak of nature named Sir PsychoSir Psycho Sexy that is meSometimes I find I need to screamHe’s a freak of natureBut we love him soHe’s a freak of natureBut we let him goDeep inside the Garden of EdenStanding there with my hard on bleedin’There’s a devil in my dick and some demons in my semenGood God no that would be treasonBelieve me Eve she gave me good reasonBooty lookin’ too good not to be squeezin’Creamy beaver hotter than a feverI’m a givin’ ’cause she’s the receiverI won’t and I don’t hang up until I please herMakin’ her feel like an over archieverI take it away for a minute just to tease herThen I give it back a little bit deeperSir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he’s the man that I met one timeSir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he’s the man that left me blindSir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he’s the man he’s the man he’s the manSir Psycho Sir Psycho yea yeaHe’s a freak of natureBut we love him soHe’s a freak of natureBut we let him goI got stopped by a lady cop in my automobileShe said get out and spread your legsAnd then she tried to cop a feelThat cop she was all dressed in blueWas she pretty? Boy I’m tellin’ youShe stuck my butt with her big black stickI said “What’s up?” now suck my dickLike a ram getting ready to jam the lambShe whimpered just a little when she felt my handOn her crotch so very warmI could feel her getting wet through her uniformProppin’ her up on the black and whiteUnzipped and slipped “Ooo that’s tight”I swaited her like no swat team canTurned a cherry pie right into jamSir Psycho Sir Psycho yea I’m the man that you met one timeSir Psycho Sir Psycho yea I’m the man that leaves you blindSir Psycho Sir Psycho yea I’m the man I’m the man I’m the manSir Psycho Sir Psycho yea yeaHello young woman that I lovePretty punk rock mamma that I’m thinking ofHold me naked if you willIn your arms in your legs in your pussy I’d killTo be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss youI love youLay me down lay me down lay me down lay me downLay me down lay me down lay me down lay me downDescending waves of graceful pleasureFor your love there is no measureHer curves they bend with subtle splendorNow I lay me down to sleepI pray the funk will make me freakIf I should die before I wakedAllow me Lord to rock out nakedBored by the ordinary time to take a tripCalling up a little girl with a bull whipLickety split go snap “snap”Girl gettin’ off all in my lapThe tallest tree the sweetest sapBlowin’ my ass right of the mapOoo and it’s nice out here
I think I’ll stay for a while