you walked into the partylike you were walking onto a yachtyour hat strategically dipped below one eyeyour scarf it was apricotyou had one eye in the mirroras you watched yourself walk byand all the girls dreamed that they’d be your partnerthey’d be your partner andyou’re so vainyou probably think this song is about youyou’re so vainI bet you think this song is about youdon’t you, don’t you, don’t youwell you had me several years agowhen I was still quite naivewell you said that we made such a pretty pairand that you would never leavebut you gave away the things you lovedand one of them was meI had some dreams they were clouds in my coffeeclouds in my coffee andyou’re so vainyou probably think this song is about youyou’re so vainI bet you think this song is about youdon’t you, don’t you, don’t youI had some dreams they were clouds in my coffeeclouds in my coffee and…you’re so vainyou probably think this song is about youyou’re so vainI bet you think this song is about youdon’t you, don’t you, don’t youwell I hear you went up to Saratogaand your horse naturally wonthen you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotiato see the total eclipse of the sunwell you’re where you should be all the timeand when you’re notyou’re with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friendwife of a close friendyou’re so vainyou probably think this song is about youyou’re so vainI bet you think this song is about you
don’t you, don’t you, don’t you